The line-up
This is the whole line-up, with the price on the card. Nothing off-menu, and no package you have to sit through a call to hear about. Start with the free assessment — it is the only one that costs nothing and the only one you should buy before you know what is actually wrong.
AI Receptionist — Fiona
She answers the phone, books the job, and then chases the lead herself. Lead follow-up is included.
- Answers every call, day or night, and tells the caller she is an AI
- Books the appointment straight into your calendar
- Chases the lead if it goes quiet — no separate product, no separate bill
Local Visibility
Your Google Business Profile and your search ranking, run as one job. Because that is how your customer finds you.
- Profile posts, photos, questions and reviews answered
- Pages, schema and links built and maintained
- Rankings tracked and reported — one bill for one outcome
AI Content Engine
Every month we write and schedule your social posts. You approve, we publish.
- A month of posts written for you, every month
- Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn and your Google profile
- You approve before anything goes out
AI Readiness Assessment
Ninety minutes with someone who builds AI systems for a living, ending in a written report ranking where AI actually pays off.
- Every opportunity ranked by what it saves against how hard it is to build
- Real costs for each recommendation, and what to leave alone
- The full £395 comes off your remedial work invoice if you commission £800+ of fixes within 30 days
AI Training — Your First AI Employee
Half a day in your own office, with your own team, on your own systems. Your team leaves having watched an AI employee doing real work custom to your industry and ready to set up one themselves.
- Minimum five people — enough that the group helps each other, small enough that everyone gets their hands on it
- Live on your own systems, in your industry, tested before we leave
- Travel included in Greater Glasgow; quoted per booking outside it
Custom
Anything bespoke. Custom builds are priced after a call with Mr Need — never before.
- AI Implementation — AI set up inside your business, with your team
- An AI assistant built around how you already work
- Priced to the job, not to a menu
Free Visibility Assessment
A written review of your website, your Google presence and your socials, emailed within the hour.
- Tells you what is costing you enquiries, in plain English
- No call and no signup — enter your website and the report lands in your inbox
- Where every paid product below starts
How the pricing works
Every price is on the card. Fiona the AI receptionist is £125 a month with no setup fee. Local Visibility is £495 with no setup fee. The AI Content Engine is £249 with no setup fee. Take all three and the bundle is £800 a month with no setup fee — 7.9% less than buying them separately.
The AI Readiness Assessment is £395, one-off. Ninety minutes with someone who builds AI systems for a living, walking through how your business actually runs — the admin, the quoting, the booking, the chasing — then a written report within five working days ranking every opportunity by what it is worth against how hard it is to build, with a real cost for each and a plain answer on what to leave alone. If you commission £800 or more of remedial work within 30 days, the full £395 comes off that invoice — separate from the Bundle, so it either tells you what to do or it costs you nothing. See what the assessment covers →
Custom builds are priced after a call with Mr Need — there is no honest single number for that until we have looked at the business. No contract on any of them.
One of the six cannot have a public number. Custom depends on something no report can tell us: what you actually want built. Custom is priced after a call with Mr Need — a real conversation about the job, then a fixed figure in writing. No hourly rate, no charge for the call, and no contract to sign to hear the number.
If an agent would not earn its keep in your business, we will tell you that too. The assessment is free precisely so that answer is easy to give.
What is no longer sold
The old consulting tiers are retired. The Comprehensive Business Assessment, Full Assessment + Implementation and Continuous Assessment are no longer part of the line-up. Their pages remain live so existing links do not break, and each carries a notice explaining this.
Nothing here requires a paid assessment first. The free one is enough to scope every product on this page.
Not sure which one you need?
Start with the free visibility assessment — it costs nothing, needs no call, and tells you what is actually costing you enquiries. Or ring 0141 345 5562 and Fiona will take your details.
Want the honest answers rather than the brochure? Read the questions business owners actually ask about AI — including the ones with no comfortable answer.