Most AI training does not survive the car park

Everyone has been on one. A room, a slide deck, somebody enthusiastic at the front. Everyone nods, everyone agrees it was interesting, and by Monday morning nobody has changed a single thing they do.

The reason is simple. Those courses teach AI in general. Your business is not general. The work that eats your week is specific to your trade, your customers, your paperwork, and no generic course has ever seen it.

So we do it the other way round. We start with a job your team already does, and make AI do it — in the room, on your systems, in front of your people.

What happens on the day

A half day, in your office. Your team, not a room of strangers.

  • We pick one job your team does over and over. The quotes, the enquiry replies, the bookings, the chasing. Whichever one is eating the most hours.
  • We build it live, on your systems. Your team does the work with us, rather than watching me do it. That distinction is the whole product.
  • You test it before we leave. On your own work, with your own team driving. If it does not do the job, we have not finished.

What your team leaves with

  • AI doing real work for your industry — seen and driven by your own staff, not described to them.
  • The ability to set one up themselves — so the next job does not need us in the room.
  • A named person who owns it — because a tool nobody owns is a tool nobody uses.
  • The next jobs worth doing, ranked, so there is somewhere to go after the first one works.

What it costs

£250 per person

Minimum five people. Half day, in your own office. Travel included in Greater Glasgow — outside Greater Glasgow, travel is quoted per booking.

Why five is a good place to start. Five is enough that the room starts helping itself. Someone spots a job the person next to them had not thought of, and by mid-morning they are showing each other rather than waiting on me. That is where most of the value actually comes from — five people teaching each other, peer to peer, in your own business rather than mine.

It is also small enough that everyone gets their own hands on the keyboard. Nobody sits at the back watching.

Not a slide deck. Not an AI Chat course. Something that works on Monday.

Your team leaves having watched an AI employee doing real work custom to your industry, and ready to set up one themselves.

Who this is for

Owner-run businesses across Glasgow and central Scotland — trades, salons, garages, cafés, clinics, professional practices — where the same handful of jobs get done by hand every day by the same few people.

If your team already uses AI tools confidently, this is probably not for you. If they have tried ChatGPT once, found it underwhelming, and gone back to doing it manually, that is exactly the gap this closes.

Why us

Because we run AI systems for businesses like yours every day — an AI receptionist answering real calls, content systems, visibility work. We are not trainers who read about this. We build it, and the training is us showing your team how to do what we do.

We are registered with the ICO and we work to UK GDPR. Anything your team builds on the day uses your data, under your control.

Frequently asked questions

How many people can attend?

Minimum five. Five is enough that the group can help each other — someone spots a job another person has not thought of, and by mid-morning they are showing each other rather than waiting on me. It is also small enough that everyone gets their own hands on the keyboard.

What does it cost?

£250 per person, minimum five people. Travel is included in Greater Glasgow. Outside Greater Glasgow, travel is quoted per booking.

Where does it happen?

In your own office, on your own systems, with your own team. We do not run it in a hotel room, because the value is in your staff using the tools they actually use.

Is this a ChatGPT course?

No. It is not a course about AI. Your team watches an AI employee do real work for your industry, then sets one up themselves before the morning is out.

What do people leave with?

They leave having seen AI doing real work in their own industry, and ready to set up an AI employee themselves. Not notes and a certificate.

Book an AI training day

Tell us your trade and roughly how many staff you would put in the room. We will come back with a date and a price.